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I am Shye, God of Calamities. Full of love, spite, and terrible advice. A slut for well-pronounced Legal Latin. Current Icon: by Inber

Alright…ep 1 is queued up (and probably all I’ll get through tonight, but the rest will be this weekend).

I am not sorry for the Woman I am about to become.

For spoilers, or because it’s annoying, you can filter “Shye watches The Witcher” and “The Witcher season 3 spoilers” as well as the general tags.


Honestly, it’s a good thing I like coffee.

Because I need caffeine to keep my brain from Dial Toneing.

And so many energy drinks are trying to be “healthier” these days by adding goddamn coconut water.


misskittysmagicportal:

slasherwitch:

chelonianmobile:

curlicuecal:

pengychan:

nevaehtyler:

His name is Steven Udotong.

Imagine taking courses to write effective headlines and then see people who don’t know shit trying to be snarky online.

Guys. For the billionth time. Headlines need to give as much relevant details as possible while still being short enough to be read at a glance or almost, and get people to read the rest. Unless the article is about someone well-known enough that we can safely assume the reader will recognize them, first names do not go in headlines

It is not about refusing to write the names of minorities in headlines. It is literally the first thing you’re taught when it comes to writing them.

On the other hand, just look how much funnier headlines could be if we adopted this policy

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Seriously, do people think the headline is literally all that exists? There’s a whole article underneath it, you know!

This is great. It explains it very well with the examples. Though I am laughing at the title “human brian” instead of “human brain”. Who was supposed to proofread that? Fail

Technically that one says human Brian already

Don’t make fun of human Brian, guys, he’s still evolving. Which is a weird way for Adriana to phrase “he’s finally going to therapy” but we’re all very proud of him.



misskittysmagicportal:

firstpersonnarrator:

autisticwallydarling:

cursedthing:

you ever listen to a playlist and all of the sudden a song that has incredible blorbo energy comes on you’re you’re just like this

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[image Description: a simply drawn person is wearing headphones and looking bored. Then their eyes dilate in amazement and they think “blorbo”. End ID]

Happened when I turned onto Blorbo Ave driving to work today. I shit you not, Sheehan takes me to work. I thank him every day.

@magic-multicolored-miracle @neuroticpuppy I annoy you with this shit for three years

Tis a gift, not annoyance.



Ack!

Blegh!

No thank you.

I can handle throats slit and heads beheaded and all manner of excessive blood and violence.

But hands should not bend that way. Or snap back into place like that.

I hate it.






Since the new season reminded me that I hadn’t finished Blood Origin, I did that this evening.

I quite enjoyed it.

Although the last episode felt…rushed and odd? Like it didn’t fit with the rest.

And I like “The Black Rose” approximately 3000x more than “Song of the Seven.” (Would pay hard money to hear Joey sing it, maybe as a duet with the girl who played Eile.)





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